My birth certificate says Dane Hansen, but more often than
not I go by Danebow (@tastetheDANEbow on twitter) or Dansen. I attend Creighton
Preparatory school with about one thousand other males. There are no females #thestruggle.
It’s not too bad though. I study a lot and work to maintain that 4.0. I used to
go to Lewis Central Middle School in Council Bluffs. Yes, I am from Iowa. No, I
don’t own a farm. Try me with an Iowa joke if you want, I’ve heard them all
before. I still don’t understand how Nebraskans can say that the only people that
live in Iowa are farmers when Nebraska is just as rural as Iowa, but whatever. Listening
to music that my parents don’t like is one of my favorite things to do. I
always look forward to the drive to and from school because it is my jam out
time. My favorite artists are G-Eazy, Hoodie Allen, Childish Gambino, Chiddy
Bang, Mac miller, and Sammy Adams. It is extremely hard to restrain from
downloading their songs illegally, but I do my best. I probably spend too much
time on twitter and listening to music, but YOLO right (that YOLO thing is a
joke). The rest of my life is spent
playing baseball. My passion for baseball seems to amuse my friends. I have
been playing select baseball every summer since I was 7. I played for the
Spikes for a few years then moved on to the River City Owls. During my first
high school season I played on Coach Wellwood’s JV team. Baseball is always the
best part of my summer. I love to watch college sports and the MLB. Rock chalk Jayhawk
basketball. I cheer for the ‘skers during football season, even though football
is a little barbaric for my taste. The Arizona Diamondbacks are my MLB team. I
lived in Phoenix the year they won the World Series and I can’t seem to stop
cheering for them. I am the most interesting man in the blogging world, and if you disagree I will fight you. (Anchorman reference)
#BlogGameStrong
DaneHansen
